sarareha
  • *being chased by police*
  • Police: Stop Running!
  • *keeps running*
  • Police: I said stop running!
  • *police tackles you*
  • Police: Put your hands behind your back!
  • Me: I didn't do anything!!
  • Police: Then why were you running?
  • Me: Because you were chasing me with a gun! What was I supposed to do? Turn and give you a fucking cookie!?
  • *goes to jail for eternity*